Well, it's been awhile since I've done one of these posts...since last August, I believe! Sometimes, as Mommas (parents) we hear some pretty crazy things come out of our own mouths. I'm no different, and tonight was by far no exception!! I am going to post the silly things that I heard myself say in the first HOUR I had my kids tonight... Truly, this was all within 1 hour. Followed by a priceless conversation with my 5 year old daughter!
Here goes:
Drew! Get your head out of the toilet!
Don't drink your juice out of the dinosaurs bottom!
Guys, lets please don't drink the bathwater!
No, you can't just put it in your mouth and spit it back out. Because we don't spit, it's not nice. No, we don't even spit in the bath.
What do you say? ... Yes, I know you did burp, but what do you say? ... Excuse me is polite, 'I did burp' is not the polite thing to say.
No, sweetie, you don't put your sister in time-out, that's up to Mommy. Well you can pretend to be mommy, but you still can't put her in time-out!
You HAVE to get washed, that's the whole reason we take baths!
And now, this strangely sweet conversation with my innocent 5 year old:
Jordyn: When can I have a baby?
Me: Not until you're all grown up, married, and in love.
Jordyn: I AM in love!
Me: You're in love? With who?
Jordyn: With you!
Me: Aww, Well sweetie I love you too, but we can't have a baby together.
Thank goodness she didn't press any further! ;)
Have a good weekend, all!!!
XOXO ~ 3 Biberstines