The following post will probably be frowned upon by some. There is a photo of my sons backside. Now, let it be known, if he was much older than 3, or if there wasn't a PRICELESS story to go along with it, I wouldn't post it. I generally don't post a lot of photos of derrieres. In fact, I typically shy away from photographing derrieres at all. When my kids were babies, that was an exception, of course, because who doesn't wuv a sweet wittle baby booty! But beyond the age of about 12 months {give or take} I really try to refrain from rump pictures. This being said, proceed at your own discretion!
My son dressed up like a skeleton today. Honestly. He wore his skeleton halloween costume from last year {albeit way. too. small.} pretty much the entire day. Now, what's a skeleton without some accessories?! So along with the skeleton outfit, he wore flip flops on his feet, a rubber glove on one hand, and a plastic 'Cars' ring on the other hand. All Day.
Around dinner time, I heard Drew yelling for me from the bathroom. I went in to find he needed his behind wiped. {trust me....I'm going somewhere with this!} I got him all clean, and he hopped down off the potty. He started looking around and asked "Mom, wheres that thing I was wearing on my finger?" I replied, "your ring? I don't know, but why don't you pull your pants up, wash your hands, and go look for it?" He obliged, and was off to find his ring.
Probably 5 minutes later, Drew comes walking into the living room. Now, when I say 'walking', I mean waddling like there was a corn cob stuck somewhere that the sun doesn't shine, if you know what I'm saying!
Drew: "Mommy, I think I pooped my pants."
Me: "Are you serious?! You JUST went potty!!!"
Drew: "I know, but I think there's poop in my pants!"
I pull his pants out to look for buried 'treasure', and see nothing. I knew there had to be something uncomfortable that was causing the funky walk and the poop in the pants feeling, so I pulled his pants down. This is what I saw:
Seriously, you can't make this stuff up!!
I can only imagine that as he was sitting on the potty, he dropped his ring. It must have landed in his underwear. I didn't realize when he asked where his ring was, that he had lost it IN the bathroom. When he pulled his pants up, the ring got wedged somewhere slightly unpleasant. Poor kid! I instantly lost it and of course snapped a picture. Jordyn then was curious what I found in his nether region that was so stinkin funny, so she came over. She starts laughing too. We're both in tears of laughter, and poor Drew reaches around to see what's so funny. He finds the ring, and of course then he started laughing too!
Truly, that's the hardest I've laughed in a LONG time! We gave the ring a nice little bubble bath, and away he went.
Tonight during storytime I looked down to realize he was wearing the ring as a toe ring! He cracks me up!!

Anyway, that's the story of the ring. If you were offended, I apologize. But honestly, if you were able to read this story without even cracking a smile, you're a better person than I am!
**No children or rings were harmed in the making of this blog post**